Would you choose permanent isolation from the Internet, or no more manufacturing of Toilet Paper?

Think about it.Would you choose permanent isolation from the Internet, or no more manufacturing of Toilet Paper?
This is a hellish world that you've made. I wouldn't want to live in it in the first place. Haha.Would you choose permanent isolation from the Internet, or no more manufacturing of Toilet Paper?
no more toilet paper:s there are other products that are very similar to toilet paper :\
The internet is irreplaceable. However, my roommate leaves his socks all over the place. Hmm.
I would choose the no more toilet paper.. there are other alternatives